Random BF & GF Jokes.

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS: (Have a good laugh~)

BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...

GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL: How soon??

BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN: NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

My Class II

Yes, my class. 5 Galileo. (Really irritated by these scientists' name for us science stream classes, changed to these names instead of using 4/5 S1,2,3 blah3 since last year..)

But as time passes got more and more used to it liao la. LOL

Anyway besides having cute 38 students with extensive brain capability like i've shown in the last post, this post i'm gonna introduce you guys to another special thing in our class.

OUR BLACKBOARD, but with DESIGNS. LOL!

Anyway, it was actually a small blackboard beside the main blackboard. So Agnes and Andy decided to 'make' good use of it and so, ta da...


=) nice? We even got our own class motto. XD


Next, another HUGE production of 5 Galileo. Our NOTICE BOARD!


Colourful? Wait till you see what's on it..

(Some of the 'symbolical animal' of us on our notice board, can't take all 38 of them right?)

That's Me, and what i'm like when i'm in class? (hint: angkau=naughty) LOL~


LOL~ thought mine is bad? Just look at Timo's.. XDDD The personality just suits him perfectly. HAHA!


Ming Han and Johnny insisted they wanna be the giraffes. Zzz gays? HAHAHA! sshhhhhh~ Oh well, at least they're different from their hair and legs. LOL


Now to the top student yet also among the naughtiest in our class, Ah Kiet~ :)


Albert, this doesn't really suits you. But i think maybe the beard does. HAHAHA~


And now the girls:

Ying Ying, wah really wanna fly high high hoh?


Annie wanna be the arrogant bird behind Ying Ying's. 1,2,3 Fly! =.=


Yo dude, till now i still dunno why you chose this, seriously. == Please kindly explain to me when you saw this kay Yee Tsin? Haha

And i think i even heard someone say that our notice board design won our whole school's best notice board 'award'. Haha credits to Agnes~ She really use up a lot of her time to design and then make it all by herself. On behalf of our whole class, Thankyou Agnes. (And btw, don't sleep in class ler la.. XD)


(P/s: Oya, and an additional. Taken at account tui last last week, was really quite desperated for our account cause gonna have our test in SPM Trial 1. (I can't even smile properly..maybe that time my head is still full with $$ numbers and symbols.. LOLS)


=)

Awwww..

E.g: A Girl(xxx) , Me & Timo. XDD

Haven't saw any photo so sweet like this for quite some times.
Hope you guys like it, i really do.. =)

一封信.

親愛的：

今天早晨，當你起床的時候，我在旁端詳著你，並且希望你能和我說話；

即使是幾句短短的字句，詢問我的意見或是為了昨天發生的一些事感謝我。

但是我發現，你一起床就很忙。忙著找適當的衣服穿去上班。再一次等候。

當你在房子裡東跑西跑，忙著準備出門時，我知道你有幾分鐘可以停下來和我打個招呼，但，你還是太忙了。

後來，你有十五分鐘，呆坐在椅子上，什麼都沒做。然後你突然站起來，我想你大概要對我說話，

沒想到你竟然跑到電話那兒撥了號碼給朋友閒聊了一番。

我看著你去上班，我一整天耐心的等著你，從你一天的活動，我知道你真的沒空和我聊一聊

結果午餐的時候，你四周觀望了一下。或許你覺得在他人面前和我說話很丟臉，

所以你也沒有低頭向我謝飯。你看到前面幾桌有你的朋友在開動之前簡短地對我說了幾句話，但是你還是無法做到。

沒關係。反正還有時間，我希望你可以和我說說話。

你下班回家了，但好像你還有許多的事要忙。

做了幾件事後，你打開電視。我不知道你是否喜歡看電視，你拿著選臺器一個個頻道不段地跳著。

你每天花很多時間坐在電視機前，腦袋空空毫無思索，只是欣賞著節目。

我還是很有耐心地等你看完電視，吃完晚餐，但是你還是不理會我。

上床的時間到了，我猜你大概累壞了。

你向家人道晚安後，一股腦兒地躲進被窩裡，準時倒頭就睡。

那也沒關係，因為你可能沒發現我隨時在你旁邊守候著你。

我有的耐性是遠超過你所思所想的。

我甚至想教導你如何對待他人也要有耐心。

我非常的愛你，以至於又每天等候你向我點個頭、禱告、想到我，或者從內心深處說出你對我的感謝。 單向的會話實在是很難....

嗯，你又起床了，你一次次地起床，我會一直用愛等候，盼望今天你能給我一點時間。

祝你順心如意.

你最好的朋友... 耶穌

Sometimes we forget the focus of our life. Our God, our Lord Jesus.

Hope this message did remind you.

平安

其实, 当我们每天都忙忙碌碌地过着生活, 往往都遗忘了很多很多东西..

我们太过于注重自己现在目前所向往的事物: 学生, 只懂得啃书. 考试其间更是在虐待自己,每天把自己关在房间里, 甚至到半夜三更. 工作人士, 也只懂得赚钱, 拼事业.
但虽然如此, 我们总是不满与现状. 每天还是不断地埋怨.

现在的我只想说: 其实我们现在能安然地活着, 每天还能自由地做我们想要做的事, 如此就已经可以让我们向 神感恩无尽, 没有任何埋怨的余地.

能像这样平安地活着, 能看到身边亲爱的人也一样平安,喜乐地生活, 这其实, 比任何东西都珍贵, 这其实 才是最重要的.

Record broken.

Huuuu, this time really broke record dy. 9 days dude, NINE straight DAYS.. >.<>

(I think you will know what i mean if you're also a student, having exam, and
unable to even touch your comp..)

Some things i find funny after that nine days:
1) There are 161 emails in my mail box. (ordinary the number should be 0, but out of 161 mails, most of them, i mean A LOT are just reminders from friendster and facebook.. Wahhh! Sien qu zzz..)
2) 29 people added me in Facebook! LOLOLOL~
3) My tyipng skil, raelly scuks afetr so mnay dyas not typing. (see how i typed? XD)

Anyway, I'M BACK now! B.A.C.K, BACKKKK!!! Woot wooot~ XDD


CHEERS!

123456789~

It's being 4 days since i last touched my comp because of what? My SPM first trial. Gah, pure torturing. I felt myself changed. I think more correctly should say exams changed me. When exams' around, wont have any mood to play or even to touch my comp. Poor me. =(

Anyway, 'long words short say'. Today i think you guys will all notice too. The 123456789-unique-sequence-whole-life-one-time-experience. LOL (for you guys that still dont know what the heck am i talking about- 12点34分56秒7号8月9年) And it's TODAY, cool right? HAHA

And guess what? That time, exactly at that sequence, i am infront of Sushi Tie with my frenzy friendsy~ Doing what? Celebrating a birthday for a friend(Ying Ying) too. Went there after BM exam in school, hehe. Bu cuo la, at least was together with all my good ol'friends at that very unique moment. Haha~ but too bad mdm yee tsin and ms timo can't countdown together with us =(

Anyway, we went in, sat down(all squeezed into one table), then chit-chatted, and took quite a long time to take the order and ate, then took photos. LOL sorry for the 'summarised' brand, cant really write too long dy, need to rush back for my Sej. Gah! Sej...i never liked you. Ow well, bo bien, exams. Haih.. All the best to me, two more weeks left. Jia you Lawrence. We all jia you together =) Cheers.

Hmm, so let the photos do the talking bah. Enjoy.

Shan Liung, Albert and birthday girl Ying Ying.


Annie, Ee Mei and Cindy.


Just a photo to show the number plates of sushi we ate, so geng. Btw the price is xxx. XD


random.


The group photo taken in front sushi tie gong gong.


Ah Kiet giving Ying Ying our present. (btw, couples? woot woot~XD ssshhhh)


Ee Mei helping Ying Ying to wear the Necklace, don't small look that small small necklace oh (you know what i mean.. XD)


Happy Birthday Ying Ying =)


Lols the photo we took, another mirror photo. (Quite blur though >.<)

P/S: Won't be on for quite some times again..Pray for me and, wish me luck. :D

My Class I

Though it'd come into the last few months that we can all still be together, i just wanna let you guys know that, i love you guys all around, as always. Feel so blessed and happy being classmates with you all.

So let us all work hard, of the best and fight till the end, for our 1st trial exam, 2nd trial exam, and lastly, strive for our last destination, SPM! Good Luck~ Cheers!


38 cute Galileans and a leng lui teacher. =D


The signatures on the back. :)


With many, many loves..

Eric's Surprise Birthday~

So today after our Chemi extra class, 2pm, we went to Eric's house by Timo's and Kuen Luen's car~ (boys in Timo's and girls in Kuen Luen's)

So when we reached his house, he's still napping~ HAHA! Then his mother had to wake him up, then when he walked down.. SURPRISE!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIC!!! LOLS~ You should see his sleepy face but with his eyes so big when he saw us. HAHAHA~ So we all wished him happy birthday, washed our hands, washed our sleepy eyes and oily faces, then set up the birthday cake and lid up the candle then sang a birthday song to him~ (3 different versions XD) and then, FOOD! walao~ Kuen Luen's mother prepared the biggest and nicest sandwich i'd ever seen before. O.O so we really ate till we're really really full, haha. And we chatted and asked Eric to give a speech about his feeling. And then the surprise party ended with a beautiful ending~ We all really had fun. =)

"Sneak attack" in the process..

The birthday cake, yum yum~

The shou xing gong~

Ee Mei, Sheena, Yee Tsin & me~

Yee Tsin, me, Timo, Albert, Ah Kiet & Ming Han~ (duno why but i just loved this photo~ :D)

Shu Fei with Eric~ (Eiseh, Eric high ah.. wooots~ XD)


Timo found this. LOL~


Spotted something different? XD


Timo and me trying to act like gentlemen. But it rather turn out....bad... XD

Eric! Once again, happy birthday to you! Glad that you like the party~ cheers! :D

rainy monday.

Today something unpleasant happened when we're about to take photo for our 08/09 Scout AGM Comittee members. It's like Timothy and I wasn't important in Scout anymore, if not how can they possibly do so. Felt so hurted. The scout group i served for 5 years, with this kindda ending, literally i'm very dissapointed, sad. And the stupid rain today made the sun eclipse so,...erm like nothing happened.. Whole day in school was quite blue due to the stupid rain that kept falling.. Sometimes rain can really ruin ur mood.

But it was my friends that made my day.

I love you guys. =)

bad days..

I'm sick again. And guess what? My nose bleeded three times already for the past 2 days. I think i need to stop from sleeping so late like these few weeks.. ._.

But that wasn't the worst. Recently i found out that bad guys don't always come from the society, and good guys don't always come from church. Sometimes there are still these kindda people in your church. Recently was doing something, an online thingy, for my church. In the beginning it went out well, many commented good. But till sometimes after that, some 'dudes', worthless dudes came out of no where and kept criticizing people. Some critics that are good and building are still acceptable, but until these few days aww what the heck, some of them just critisize out of no where. Yeah, maybe i really did those mistakes, but who's perfect on this world? Should they criticize like they never did anything wrong or shameful before? Like a friend said, they're like magnifying the mistakes of someone else using a magnifying glass right under the sun. Something they said are not even true, or are things that i'm never aware of, something that i really didn't do it intentionally, and it really hurts. And even worse is that some of them don't even dare to give out their name when they're criticizing others. Will that make them any better? But thanks to a friend of mine, a real friend, he kept supporting me and helped me push over those worthless arguments. I admit, that now i'm no different than a coward. I didn't even dare to say a thing or to fight back, maybe i'm just trying to stay away from further arguments, or maybe i'm just scared. I did nothing, while my friend stood out for me, even though he's not really involved in this, but he still helps his friend, that made him a true friend.

P/s: You've helped me so many times, thanks dude, indeed, thank you for everything you've done for me. Cheers man. And also, i would like to thank my pastor for the support too. =)

Sometimes i really felt like crying. What? Surprise? A person like me, crying? But i can't cry now, i need to be stronger, i need to win this, i don't want and won't lose. Maybe God wants me to learn. Maybe it's me, too arrogant to think that everything's under control. Maybe God wants to build me into being a greater servant for Him. Maybe I'm still not matured. Maybe i need these hardstages to strengthen myself. Maybe i really do deserve all this, in order to be a better person, a stronger man. But in the end, i give it all up to God. I'm weak, and my enemies are strong but my God is stronger. I can go through all this by Him, by His grace. I know this is for my own good and i will not run away from it anymore. I can win this!

Very interesting. x)

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.


Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.


Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.


Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.


Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough str ength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..


Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!

xD Cheers.

A special note, for the special you.

Saw this from a friend of mine~ Thinks that it's nice so decided to share it with you guys. Enjoy:

Everyday there she is
~My memories of her are blur yet clear
She has this smile
~So sweet and comforting
She has these eyes
~Distracting me always
Pretty she is
~Indeed special
She is just so near
~Yet so so far away
Unreachable
~Untouchable
I tell myself
~Well there are no boundaries
There is after all
~Guilt
A perfect excuse
~An excuse for being a total coward
Apparently this is my first time
~With butterflies in my stomach
Weird yet I like it
~One thing I am sure
She's out of my league
~Lack of courage much

When I look at the bright side
~I realised
She is a sign from God
~Good things are approaching
In this case pretty girls
~God is just testing me
There's more out there
~So why rush
Take things slow
~It's a big big world

One thing I'm sure of
~She will be loved
She will be happy
~I will be too
For her at least
~God bless her
For the meantime
~I'll be her secret guardian
GUARDING not stalking.

Dedication.

Dedicated to a special girl, a friend, that i'm once in love with, cried for, so deeply, before.

Very touching, have a read. -Marriage.

To my friends who are married, not married and soon to be married:

Marriage

When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.

Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly.

She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?
I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Dew. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her!

With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company.

She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Dew so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.

The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn't have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Dew.

When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.

In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn't want anything from me, but needed a month's notice before the divorce.
She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month's time and she didn't want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.

This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day.

She requested that everyday for the month's duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.

I told Dew about my wife's divorce conditions... She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.

My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mummy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don't tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.

On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn't looked at this woman carefully for a long time.. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.

On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me.

On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn't tell Dew about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.

She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.

Suddenly it hit me... she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.

Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it's time to carry mum out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.

But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn't noticed that our life lacked intimacy.

I drove to office.... jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind... I walked upstairs. Dew opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Dew, I do not want the divorce anymore.

She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Dew, I said, I won't divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn't value the details of our lives, not because we didn't love each other any more. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart.

Dew seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away.

At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I'll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.

That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed - dead. Everything's too late now. The flowers dropped and scattered on the floor, as well as my heart...

The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, and the money in the bank. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves. So find time to be your spouse's friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a really happy marriage!